Whisper

badtvblog:

Possibly one of the greatest narrations in the history of anime

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one


Marry him

quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

Marry him

One of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one’s own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought.
Albert Einstein (via utcjonesobservatory)

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care