Whisper

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

alwaystrill:

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

Jack looks like he’s on crack.

alwaystrill:

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

Jack looks like he’s on crack.

shinynyasupa:

iisarin:

shinynyasupa:

princesslinkk:

shinynyasupa:

How long does it take to grow a lesbian

5-6 business days

Thank you i can finally start my garden

What just happened here

Agriculture

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

tsuki-chibi:

pleatedjeans:

Cat Owners Will Understand (24 Pics)

So it’s universal is what you’re saying

plantful:

my t-shirt is better than your existence 

plantful:

my t-shirt is better than your existence 

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

vvankinq:

and girls were complaining they couldn’t relate to the new Grand Theft Auto game….

vvankinq:

and girls were complaining they couldn’t relate to the new Grand Theft Auto game….