I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
jesus fucking christ
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
Jack looks like he’s on crack.
How long does it take to grow a lesbian
5-6 business days
Thank you i can finally start my garden
What just happened here
So it’s universal is what you’re saying
my t-shirt is better than your existence
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
and girls were complaining they couldn’t relate to the new Grand Theft Auto game….